HOW TO PICK YOUR CANDIDATE

It’s time for big speeches, hugs and kisses on stage, clapping hands when no one else does [Did you see that?], paying $500 or more for your banquet meal, hearing promises that are too good to be true, and the thrill of something new. Are you ready? First to consider is that so many people want the job of president of the USA. Do they all think they can clean up that mess in Washington? It’s never been this bad-off before. So, you should be sure to study everything about the candidates. Here are a few ideas for men and women, You decide which.

1-Ask yourself if the man is just out to get the top job, or is the best for the country his goal?

2-Learn now if he wears a toupee. Does he dye his hair? If it is all one color, it’s probably dyed.

3-Does she show off too much jewelry?

4-Does he smile too often, just to show his excellent and expensive dental work?

5-When she sits, does she display her thighs? Does she show cleavage or is she the modest type?

6-Is he a fast reader as JFK was? Does he read all the important books that are published today? AND the great ones of the past?

7-Are you sure there is no history of hanky-panky in his background?

8-When he talks, how does his mouth look, like a little round hole, or a wider gap, one that you hardly notice, for you are intent on what he says? (The little round hole interferes with oratory.)

9-Does he repeat himself too often?

10-Is she photogenic? Does she pose to look a certain way?