Clever Does It

Today at the hair salon I was reading a book about oral storytelling, in which the author said we should write down the clever and unusual speech we hear. I looked up to see a man come to the edge of this females’ world to pick up his wife.

Her hair stylist said, “Hi, George. How are you?”

He said, “I don’t have time to tell you.” ♥

His beautifully coiffed wife went over to him, ready to leave.

George added, “If I looked any better, we could be twins.”

Now that I’ve shared this, I won’t forget it.

♥